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1.
having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)
oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!
by halo6819 April 30, 2010
 
2.
Cumming in your eye when you're masturbating.
George felt embarrassed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.
by TBoneMcCoy January 18, 2007