Blenheim 

A small, and incredibly dull, town in New Zealand that is almost exclusively populated with retirees. It could be best described as a Retirement Village, due to the vinegar odor created by both the smell of both wine production and the incontinence of the locals. It has the highest sales figures for adult nappies in New Zealand.

Mate: Why does it smell of piss everywhere?

Other Mate: It's Blenheim.

Blenheim by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021

blenheim high school 

Shite hole

Blenheim high school? Oh that shite hole!

blenheim high school by Lana bitch March 28, 2017

Blenheim 

A miserable little town in the middle of nowhere. Nobody notable has ever come out of this scrub factory and nobody ever will. The high school is home to the biggest collection of scrubs in the world and if you manage to get out of Blenheim you're damn lucky, cause it's either Fanshawe college or Tim Horton's all day. Most of the people here are on welfare.

Paul: Where are you from?
Butch: Blenheim
Paul: Ahh. So that explains the mullet.

Blenheim by kadoodles January 27, 2012

Blenheim High School 

A place where peoples hopes and dreams go to die

. Blenheim High School no wonder im homeless

Blenheim High School by someone who got fucked over January 22, 2020