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Blasting Yeezus 

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.
Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.
Blasting Yeezus by Mrkky June 10, 2018
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man blasting

Assembling LED video panels in an aggressive manner.
Hey bro, those Screenworks guys are totally man blasting that screen together.

Wall Blasting 

something idiots at my school did
five or more people slamming themselves into a bathroom wall or stalls or something
they are idiots
Idiots got our school on lock down Wall Blasting.

blasting the heat 

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.
"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."
Someone of mixed african and asian ancestry; technically, that would make him/her afrasian, but blasian is easier to say
Tier Woods is a blasian.
blasian by Super Guy February 9, 2004

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.
Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

avalanche blasting 

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.
Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."