(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.
A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.
by Blargspeed April 19, 2009
A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.
Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**
Me: Blargasm
You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P
Me: w00t! conversation!
by Fogoh August 18, 2006

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