Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

Blanket Wank by AledLlyr November 23, 2011

blank wank

The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.

I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank

blank wank by James Raymond Green May 28, 2011

wank blanket 

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

wank blanket by POWER B May 14, 2003

Wank Blank 

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into

Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it

Wank Blank by M.Yaro July 6, 2019

Wank Blank 

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off

Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

Wank Blank by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

Wank Blank 

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.

Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

Wank Blank by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

Wank-it Blanket 

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

Wank-it Blanket by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007