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Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.
Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.
by Mikey blanch July 28, 2010

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