Blacksturbation
Masturbating while blacked out.
Blacksturbation by MasteRofLoL January 21, 2012
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Backsterbation
The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?
Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.
Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.
Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.
Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.
Backsterbation by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011
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blasterbation
to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006
Master-Blasterbation
When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Master-Blasterbation by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
Blasterbation
Blasterbation by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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