the term used for something that never has, does, or will exist- Derives from the fact that there are no black Jews
"The chances of Daniel hitting a homerun are worse than a Black Jew"
by Ingredient B May 04, 2009
a mythical creature that is said to rome the streets of L.A.
dude im pretty sure yesterday, i witnessed a real black jew and i tried to take a photograph but it got away just as i was about to snap a picture!
by mythicalcreatures101 June 29, 2009
One who has to sit in the back of the oven.
Rosa Parkstein, a black jew, defied the laws and sat in the front of the oven.
by Krazyboy911 September 27, 2008