Blumpkant 

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

Blumenthal mistake 

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war

"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010

Blumenthal mistake by ScAllze May 27, 2010

Blumperation 

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

Blumperation by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Morgan Blumenthal 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Once you meet her you will go crazy over her.

Morgan Blumenthal, Will you go out with me?

Morgan Blumenthal by Flytom October 8, 2011

blamerang 

Like a boomerang of guilt and shame; when you toss out a carefully constructed comment blaming another person for some issue, it turns around and implicates your guilt in the issue.

My comment blameranged when I pointed out that his project was causing a problem and it turned out to be some shared code I wrote.

blamerang by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah August 23, 2012

blumenthal 

The crusty skin on the back of ones nut sack

She gave me a bj and got a taste of the Blumenthal

blumenthal by Joef315 December 29, 2013

Blumenthal 

A blow job given by a very slutty guy.

Hey man I totally got a Blumenthal the other day from a little slut named will.

Blumenthal by TheCandyMan!!! October 7, 2011