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haley bornstedt 

the most beautifully crazy down ass woman that walks the planet, she has amazing beauty from the outside in no matter what time of day she is always beautiful even without makeup she is the most caring and understanding girl you could ever hope to get up until you push her too far and she will unload your burdons that have been weighing her down for too long. In the end Haley always calms down and thinks about life with aclearer head and sees the truth and what is most important to her and her loved ones, she is an exceptional lover who is almost always loyal, who is perfect nowdays? she knows who she is with and will strive to help that person in the end because its who she is she loves deeply and wholeheartedly and is an amazing person to help you through any of lifes troubling times because she is so loyal and is a rider till we die and there is no escape from loving her its a life you will never want to end.
Haley Bornstedt: Is the brightest star in this universe of dim bulbs or the perfect drug I hope I overdose on when its my time to leave this world
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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Walky-Talky 

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Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
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Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
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do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
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Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026