Bjarke is a boy's name with an origin in old Norse, meaning "Bear" or "Strong Bear", commonly used in Denmark. The key features of a Bjarke is, stunning looks, huge dick, a born womanizer, & generally the coolest fucker you'll ever meet.
"Bjarke is the sexiest man alive", or "Bjarke makes me so wet!"
by SquiddyFuck November 24, 2015
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The most sad and lonely fuck you´ll ever meet. The name originates from the norse regions and is a common name to have in Denmark. If your name is Bjarke you should just kill yourself. There is no future for you. You will never find a (boy)friend. Thats right you´re automatically gay and you will absoultely never do anything noticeable in life. Fucking die.
hey look that guy over there is a total Bjarke (Fat fuck who will die alone)
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