"When I tried to contemplate the concept of a naked Ainsley Harriot, covered only in butterbeans and with his genitals coated in lemon curd and fruit pastilles, weilding a bottle of fairy power spray and breastfeeding a newborn lamb, whilst being pursued by a herd of florally minded bee-chimps, my mind went into complete bizarreverdrive."
by UberMinx July 12, 2005