Mr. Bittner

A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!

He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.

He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.

LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"

Mr. Bittner by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011

Ariel Bittner 

The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend

Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit

Ariel Bittner by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018

bitumen cowboy 

Derogative term used to describe a sub class of vehicle owner in Australia.Commonly recognized as driving a ute or 4WD with huge bull bar,Kenworth mud flaps,CB antenna that could touch the sky,with RM Williams and Bundy Rum stickers covering every square inch of paint work.Driver usually aged between 17-30 and wears a cowboy hat even though he has never been near a horse.An essentially urban red neck,he breathes country living even though he would never dream of taking his vehicle off the road for fear of getting it dirty.

"Good luck trying to trade in your ute with all that crap stuck to it,you stupid bitumen cowboy"

bitumen cowboy by drongo September 5, 2006

bitner 

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.

"That is so Bitner!"

bitner by Anonymous May 24, 2003

bitner 

1. An achievement which, twenty years on, spontaneously captivates strangers who find the fabled man and make him legend.

2. A cult following

1. To this day, his Bitner is spoken of in hushed tones.

2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."

bitner by merc October 9, 2004

biTunes 

A song or artist that you enjoy, but when viewed by another person, may cause them to question your sexuality. (applies mostly to males)

Josh almost caught me listening to Selena Gomez, Miranda Cosgrove, and Miley, so I had to take all of the biTunes out of my library before I got shit from the guys.

biTunes by ThatFunnyKid1 November 5, 2010

Bizuneh 

An individual with swagger, confidence, and the ability to make things happen.

A: Ben over there has really been taking care of business. In the past few weeks he's closed several major accounts, started dressing like he fell out of GQ, and has slept with every attractive woman he's made eye contact with.

B: He's become a real Bizuneh alright.

Bizuneh by hoggarth June 29, 2011