The paper that is wrapped around over half of your burger that makes eating the burger harder, but keeps the lettuce and sauce from falling onto your tray. (almost resembles a real diaper in the sense that you use it it's early stages to collect the released exrcement.) Once your burger is about 3/4 of the way done, it should be out of it's burger diaper(s) and be held so that the uneaten side is facing up so that it may be finished. Some places that give the burger diapers are In n' out, The Habit, etc...
"Man, I really hate having to move the burger diaper down every time I want a big bite. But these burgers are so sloppy, I can't just take it off. That would only end in tears..."
A game involving the smashing of someones burger with your fist.
After taking a bite of your cheesy cheeseburger, you place it back down on your plate. If you choose not to have your burger open to being smashed by your buddy, place a fri on top of the burger. This means your burger cannot be smashed by someones fist. Forgot to put a fri on top? Be prepared for a fist meeting that burger. Oh and maybe hearing the word BURGERSMASH.
|3.||The Turning Burger|
The Turning Burger is a lesser known (yet undeniably effective) strategy for consuming burgers, sandwiches, and any other foods with the same basic property of multiple ingredients being loosely held together.more...
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
A burger made from a squished breast. Preferably a large B or C cup. Sometimes done as an act of play. Or to see how much of the breast you can fit in your mouth.
Step 1: Place two hands on either side of a single breast.
Step 2: Bite down in the middle.
Statement - "Last night, I made myself a boobie burger."
Reply - "Yea, bitches love that shit"
Disclaimer: Bitches, do not ACTUALLY love this shit. Attempt at own risk.
When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!
Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her
e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?
|6.||in n out|
a place where people who do not know what real fast food is go. it is usually crowded and slow. people also are often rather lazy and choose to wait 30 minutes in a drive thru to avoid getting out of their car...usually a suburban or a crappy teenager first car...you then feel very sorry for the workers if it is a hot day because they have to take orders outside. also the food isn't that great, and if you try to say that, a zillion stupid second hand opinion holding people will tell you how stupid you are and criticize you for eating mcdonalds...
in n out lover: "in n out is sooooo good! i llloooovvveee there burgers. they are fresh and so are their amazing fries!!!"more...
me: "no thank you. if i want a burger and fries i'll have them covered in lard and salt like the Lord intended."
in n out lover: "but that is so unhealthy! i am also atheist because it is trendy so i can't accept your statement."
me: "if you really want to be healthy then why don't you eat some salad instead of eating 5 slabs of meat and 10 slabs of cheese laughably called a quinceyquincey or a 5x5 or whatever cutsie name you can think of and fries and a milkshake?"
in n out lover: "omg...oh wait i'm atheist now...or was i agnostic...well whatever, you are so ignorant you unhealthy mcdonalds eating bastard! didn't you see that movie or read that book? fast food is bad for you! i love michael moore too! he is soooo smart and aware like me!"
me: ::takes amazingly heavenly orgasmic bite of a quarter pounder from mcdonalds:: "i rest my case..."
A burger made of;
-1 pound of beef
-5 strips of bacon
-Instead of regular burger buns, Krispy Cream donuts.
Some people believe that one Luther burger can give you a heart attack.
Guy: Damn, I'm sure am hungry. I'll order a Luther burger.
Waitress: Heres your burger sir. *puts the plate down and walks away*
Guy: Thank you very much. *looks at the Luther Burger*
Guy: Looks really good. *takes a bite, chokes, coughs, and falls over*