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to have the look of a dog, mild profanity
"alryt bitchfeatures, walkies"
by Loneill July 03, 2008
Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.
"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
by ckerr16 April 23, 2008
Excellent thing to yell at a female driver who has just absolutely pissed you off.
"Hey bitch-features, do you want me to get out and park it for you?????"
by ckerr16 March 13, 2008