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Bitch Board 

A term used for a FORUM of a BBS that was used to argue amongst other members. Sometimes refered to as a "War Board", the forum encouraged strong opinions and disputes for whatever one had on their mind.
Last night when I was on Back Bay's BBS, I started a hugh feud with Warlord666 on the Bitch Board.
Bitch Board by Noel Riggs August 19, 2006

Ass Board Bitch 

When a girl is so slutty, so whorish, so sickeningly loose that you have to strap a board to your ass when you fuck her just so you don't fall in.
Check her out, thats an ass board bitch if I ever saw one.
Ass Board Bitch by DethbyNo February 7, 2010

Suck my board bitch

An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom
"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire
Suck my board bitch by skamfan March 17, 2017

board bitch 

A "boardbitch" is a pet name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".
Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "So? You'll always be our board bitch!"
board bitch by Thor Mentor November 7, 2008

Boardgame bitch 

A down bitch who deals cards, tokens, or any other game pieces during board games. Typically sets it up and cleans it up too.
Me: boardgamebitch can you sort all the cards into 7 piles
Boardgame bitch: *sorts cards into 7 piles*
Boardgame bitch by Fucocks July 21, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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