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someone who plays or owns an Xbox360
by rawr17 January 08, 2010
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verb: to mess up pretty bad
2. to beat up
3. just whoop shit

1: i definately bitched that test
2. nuhhhhhhh son i jsut bitched you up real bad
3. yeah brock completely bitched up every on venture last night
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The term son of a bitch is a form of profanity usually used to refer to a man who is nasty, rude or otherwise offensive.
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Noun: Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
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Dude what is wrong with her today?
Shes being a BITCH!
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Being like a Daniel Christopher Ike
Hey Daniel, why are you such a bitch?
by Lluvia March 04, 2007
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BITCH in the modern context is the new word for Pleas. It works in almost any context, and even stupid people get the massage.
(1) I have a sweet tooth. Bitch bake me a cake!

(2) Bitch give me money so I get gas!
(3) Bitch give me a X-Box 360 for Christmas!
(4) Bitch let me barrow your car!
(5) Bitch let me bang your sister!
by DEI E BELLUM March 09, 2010
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