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an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
by crunkmonkey510 February 13, 2012

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