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birdfood 

Bird food is a term used to describe a man with a small penis. The term gets it's name from a worm, which is commonly eaten bird food.
Ho mah gawd! That man had birdfood!
birdfood by Sharquanda December 11, 2007
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birdfood 

Codename for weed. This term is used in association with bircall. Created by Alex Martin, Jordan Livingston, and Jordan Jansco.
Hey man, do you have any birdfood?
birdfood by AlexMartin April 20, 2008

Birdhooking 

When someone hires a hooker/prostitute to have sex with and empregnates her just to abandoned that woman and that future child.
I think I have like 10 children I don't know about, but luckily I birdhooked so I don't have to pay child support.

'I heard Dylan has been birdhooking for the past 6 months".
Birdhooking by Urban lad July 19, 2020

birdfood bump 

What almonte said about the shyt growing on the back of Wilson head in PROBY school…
Damm you Gotta get rid of that birdfood bump on the back of ya head
birdfood bump by KRDawg August 28, 2023
A guy that looks good or is attractive, meaning comes from the slang word bird that means girl, hence birdfood
“Dudes wearing a quarter zip and he’s 6ft? “
“He’s straight birdfood lad
Birdfood by coopierce November 26, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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