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The most pointless class anyone would ever take; a class that wastes your time; a class that takes up most of the class space, not letting you explore the other classes you might want to try out.
Student: Counselor, can I drop Biology and take Life Studies instead?

Counselor: No, sorry, you'll have to take Biology so you can learn more about life.

Student: But I don't need to learn about life! I want to learn how to live on my own!
by Xalainu May 12, 2009
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THE WORST CLASS EVER! IT WILL MAKE YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR SUCK!!!! I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW.....IT'S 3AM.......CRAP!
me shooting myself in the face with biology.
by magicman908 September 19, 2012
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Let's study your biology with a special reference to your reproductive system.
by Jonhathan Doe December 03, 2007
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The most boring subiect ever, taught by a teacher wif a lisp and has face spasms. Most of the time u learn nothing.
Ah, I don't need to know about osmosis in plant cells- hey, a packet of sponges is under this desk- lets chuck 'em!
by JamieC90 December 06, 2004
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the study of staying away from the buisness end of a large animal
It's a good thing I took that Marine Biology course, otherwise that Tiger shark would have totaly kicked my ass.
by Matthevv March 04, 2005
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One of the more useless sciences where one learns of the ways in which life came to be and how it has changed over time. also of how organisms reproduce, and engage in all the precesses that are necesary for the continucane of thier own lives and that of thier fellow species. also known for the completely eccentric teachers who preach it like its the love of ther lives and who endlessly enjoy nothing more than knowing how organisms live.

completely inferior to other sciences such as Chemistry and Physics, but is still usefull for a few laughs
Biology is easy to understand, but i dont care how vertebrates
digest thier food, i just want to know how to blow stuff up!!!
by Newdolz January 12, 2006
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verb. An action in which one learns, talks about, or thinks about the field of biology.
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