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1. The scientific study of life.

2. One of the many things that has been pissing off religious zealots for decades. A drop in a bucket, really.

3. One of the many things that has been pissing off about 90% of all students for decades.

4. The 21st century counterpart to physics/chemistry (20th century) and mechanics (19th century).
Things are gonna change around here again.
by William H. Gates III March 08, 2005
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a class that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can't even pronounce

biology= many try, few succeed
dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.
by fierychic769 April 25, 2007
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an unusual process in which a collection of highly organized atoms try to figure out how they themselves work
Isn't it weird that atoms can contemplate their own existence?Think about it. Biology is fucking weird.
by o'haquille sneal December 28, 2011
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The study of life.

Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.
Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....

see? no one cares.
by webster February 09, 2005
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An extremely boring class that is required in both high school and college. The class consists of boring ass lectures that you won't give a shit about, unless you plan on majoring in biology. The teachers are usually dickweeds/wads, and assign a shit ton of homework.
I should be studying for my biology exam on Monday. Fuck that, it's too boring!
by Architecture Major October 17, 2010
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Pissing off religious fundamentalists since 1859.
I have AP Biology class next. Please kill me now.
by acablue5492 January 25, 2010
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One of the most pointless classes you will ever take considering most people just don't care except for your teacher. Most people forget everything they were bitched to about when the school year or class ends.
Phospholipidss are amphipathic molecules containg hydrophobic and hydrophillic regions.

Are those some kind of drugs?

No it's biology...

I should shoot you
by BlackPowderMinusTheD January 04, 2010
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