A Massive Wang Rod. Can be remedied through tucking into brief elastics.
I woke up this morning and I had a massive bindlestiff.
by SurfGMAN November 20, 2006
Dirty old tramp who steals hobo's bindles.
Hobo: Look over there, it's dirty old Peterson! He's stealing my bindle, the bindlestiff!
by Dirty old Peterson February 07, 2009
a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll
Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.
by Blake November 12, 2002