Bilf

Bestie I'd like to fuck

Friend 1: Damn your bestie is so hot
Friend 2: Yeah he/she is such a bilf

by riri<33 June 15, 2021

Bilf Milkinson

That one snobby neighbor down your street that turns his head when you pass.

Hey look it’s bilf milkinson, what a rich bitch.

by Brothelmaid April 25, 2020

bilf boy

A young boy who really likes to fuck his (usually younger) brother.

People call Billy "bilf boy" because he likes to fuck his younger brother with passion.

by ILTF May 29, 2019

BILF

Bogan I'd Like To Fuck... When you see the worst dressed, foul/loud mouthed person you wouldn't be caught dead in public with, and find yourself strangely aroused by how attractive their body features are.

"What a BILF!"

"Check out that BILF"

or simply

"BILF!"

It's 11am and you've just parked your CAR at the shopping center, as you walk past the bus stop you see a bottle-blonde girl (couple of inches of black/brown re-growth) with a huge rack get off the bus. She is usually wearing an ADIDAS tracky with big hoop earings and some horrible coloured make-up. She then proceeds to speak extremely loudly to her bogan friend who is 50 KG overweight saying something along the lines of: "where's the fuckin' bottlo I need some rum" in front of a crowd of people who all stare and shake their heads, she turns to one onlooker and says "what the fuck you lookin' at" and spits on the ground in front of him. BILF.

by *Brendo* August 12, 2009

Bilfing

Coming over someone's face and glasses while you are sat on the toilet having a shit

I Bilfing my partner in the public toilet yesterday afternoon

by Pete.Tott August 31, 2023

Bilf

Bilf, Babysitter I’d like to fuck. We all know one. A certain man with perfect hair

“You know Steve Harrington he’s definitely a Bilf”
“What’s a bilf”
“Babysitter id like to fuck?”

by PassMeTheOliveOil June 13, 2022

Bilf

Contraction pour "baby I'd like to fuck"

Une expression à n'utiliser évidemment que dans votre cercle d'amis les plus proches, qui sauront que vous êtes en train de blaguer.

S'il-vous-plaît n'utilisez pas cette expression avec sérieux.

Ami 1 : "regarde la fille de Kylie Jenner, c'est Stormi, elle est belle non ?"
Ami 2 : "ah ça c'est un bilf"

by YVT November 20, 2021