bigfoot's dick

used to describe an incredibly awful smell.

Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!

bigfoot's dick by tttruck February 18, 2005

Bigfoot's Law 

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

Bigfoot's Law by hitemlow November 23, 2009

Bigfoot's Law 

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

Bigfoot's Law by hitemlow November 23, 2009

Bigfoot's Dick

An extremely foul, pungent, rotting, or otherwise repulsive smell.

I found sour clam chowder behind the fridge last night, and it smelled worse than Bigfoot's dick

Bigfoot's Dick by fishkiller350 October 24, 2012

bigfoot’s ghost 

A label for objects that seem tangible and definitive yet remain illusively indiscernible.

I’m not sure if that is a man, a woman, or a garage, but bigfoot’s ghost is really dressed to impress.

bigfoot’s ghost by HauntGPA February 14, 2019

Bigfoot’s Teabag 

When you dip your scrotum into the bowl piece of a bong, then proceed to light your pubic hair on fire, which then creates smoke for you to inhale through the mouth piece.

Mikey went to grab the bong and i knew he was about to commit the bigfoot’s teabag.

Bigfoot’s Teabag by StrangeSak69 June 29, 2020

harrier than bigfoot's balls 

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

harrier than bigfoot's balls by von groovy July 22, 2017