big white telephone 

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

big white telephone by bill April 21, 2004

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

Praying to the Big White Telephone by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone 

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone by northerner1 October 8, 2007