The Big Red Dog

When you want to dump a girlfriend you have someone punch you in your kidneys, then instead of cumming over your girlfriends face, you piss blood all over it instead.

"So, are you gonna get her with The Big Red Dog tonight?"
"You know it."

The Big Red Dog by Tim Beezy January 16, 2005

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the big red dog

what ms. skkoglund asks me to do to her every night.

aka the Clifford

"Sam, could you stop by after class... I've been waiting all day for you to give me the clifford."

the big red dog by s-peezy January 17, 2005

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Clifford the big red dog

A stupid ass dog that can talk

Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:Meg can we watch family Guy pls?!Meg:No!!!This is a kid show!Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:oh...I thought is was a your human body is a chew toy show.?!Curtains close

Clifford the big red dog by Brown skin beauty July 13, 2020

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big red doge

Super insane price-checking god that descended from the third arm of Vishnu to price-check Katowice skins.

Wow, that guy got a Big Red Doge price-check!

big red doge by IsaacBananaBottom November 12, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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