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big bird diplomacy 

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.
I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker 

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.
"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

body by big bird 

A person whose lower body is noticeably larger than their upper body.
"Betty looks good in the face, but she got body by big bird."
body by big bird by walterc September 27, 2014
(verb) to explain a maddeningly simple concept to some poor interloper with a mile-thick skull. At times you feel like a Sesame Street character demonstrating the art of bubble blowing to an audience of half a million bile-stained, catatonic 2-year-olds.
is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?
big bird by tintintin February 26, 2009
Word of the Day on November 9, 2021

big bird boner 

An extremely large boner that is not able to be hidden under any circumstances. Approximately 9001 times the size of a Nathan.

see definition Nathan

Nathan-
A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.
"Sam, I was in the office reviewing papers when I noticed a female who had an incredibly attractive body. I instantly had a Nathan, and when she turned around, her face was just as magnificent as her body, at which point my Nathan turned into a BIG BIRD BONER."
big bird boner by Flibbert February 8, 2010

the Big Bird 

A sex act, where the man ejaculates on to the face of a female (a facial) then slaps her with a handful of bird feathers. For greater authenticity, the feathers should be yellow.
The chick I picked up from the bar last week is still trying to hop on my nuts. I'm gonna give her the Big Bird so she leaves me alone.
the Big Bird by Tony "Tone" Booya September 28, 2012