Bidetio 

A sexual term combining the words "Bidet" and "Fellatio." This act begins with a blumpkin. Once the shit is successfully ejected, the blowjob ceases, and the two participants stand up and change positions. The girl crouches behind the man, and performs a rusty trombone. In the process, she cleans the man's shit-filled asshole, acting as a human bidet.

I fucking love bidetios.

I got a bidetio last night, it was completely full service!

Why pay for an enema when you can get bidetio? They're free and pleasurable!

Bidetio by The Jentleman July 12, 2010

Bidetingle Berries 

The small clusters of toilet paper that can collect in the pubic and anal hairs after using a bidet and needing toilet paper to dry. The small clumps of wet paper form after the toilet paper is used to wipe dry the hair and perianal region, and resemble dingle berries hanging from the pubic thicket.

Mark, I'm not rimming your ass until you trim your fucking pubes. There's fucking bidetingle berries all over your taint!

Bidetingle Berries by beeholeprobs2023 July 23, 2023

Bidentious 

Verb;
1. Flagrantly and radically corrupt; beyond or extremely corrupt.

2. Criminally insane, megalomania.
3. Duplicitous, pretentious, fraudulent.
4. May be used in reference to pedophilia/incest.

*The politician under investigations behavior is BIDENTIOUS.

*The person who lied to you and has a lack of integrity is BIDENTIOUS.
*The non-profit that misused donations acted BIDENTIOUSLY.

Bidentious by WoodmanMcwoodens August 18, 2023

Bideting 

A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.

my gf and i tried bideting last night, it was awesome!

Bideting by trubbish86 March 7, 2024

bideting 

A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.

The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.

"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."

bideting by kcntarte March 7, 2024

bidotion 

A mixture of blood, dick, and lotion of any kind. Usually created by anal sex, or any tearing of the anal canal. The "dick" refers to ejaculant or "cum"

-God damn it smells like bidotion in here! What have you guys been doing?

-Dang! I got bidotion on my favorite shirt!
-hey is that bidotion dripping out of your ass?

bidotion by BigBeauJangles March 13, 2025