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Probably my Biceps 

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

Walmart biceps 

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.
Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.
Walmart biceps by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014
Muscle found on the top half of the arm, made up of the long head and the short head muscular bundles. Both link in to the elbow joint and both link in to different parts of the scapula, or shoulder blade, for those unfamiliar with the precise workings of that most noblest and erotic of things: the shoulder.

One of the easiest muscles to develop in bodybuilding training.

Culturally an important thing for men to cultivate, if he ain't got no biceps he ain't gonna be helpin you move that couch. Flexes the elbow and looks impressive. If you want to spend hours on it. Hours that could be spent fellating the neighbour's dog.

Despite the prominence of the bicep muscle it plays little role in actual strength and punching power, as far as the arm is concerned the triceps muscles are far more powerful as they are made up of three, larger heads and move both the shoulder and forearm.

The biceps maketh the man. Biceps are made not born.
If you were a bicep you'd want to be big and powerful wouldn't you. Remember that.
You couldn't own Paris Hilton in a fight

Sure I could, in fact, if i put you in a chokehold then flexed my bicep your head would pop off. *flexes mighty biceps*

I stand corrected *shits self, runs away*

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With biceps like these I can pull any girl I want

Or you can pull any girl with a brain as small as your pathetic excuse for guns.

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Hulk Hogan has heroically mighty biceps that could crush the skull of any would-be burglar or celebrity.
Biceps by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
What YouTuber Jack Douglass (jacksfilms) refers to his fans and subscribers as. This is an incorrect way of spelling bitches. This originally started when his hit series Your Grammar Sucks (a parody of very bad grammar that was suggested by Youtuber noodles90lily) started and a comment made by Kisses4JB read:
u guys SUCK DICK
NO FUNNY
BICHES
In his video "Dubstep Tobuscus" posted on august 22nd, 2011, Jack announced that he would officially call his fans biches.
Example 1:
Jack: Starting today I am officially calling you biches. Damn, that feels good.
Example 2:
Jack: Good morning. biches!
Example 3:
Jack: Break it down for these biches, Ethan Newberry.
Biches by ReinventLove August 28, 2012

Bicester 

Small, yet growing town in North Oxfordshire, England.
Largely populated by teenagers, often seen on the streets because there is NOTHING for them to do around town. Usually end up getting the bus in to Oxford, or at least trying to, because it's either just driven off, or not turned up yet.
Not as bad as it sounds on the drink/drugs side, some parts are actually pretty nice. If you have no wish to do anything or go anywhere. A nice place to retire I guess... >.<
(Teenagers):
"Hey dude, going to Bicester?"
"Nah, nothing to do."

(Older Generation):
"Visiting Bicester today are we?"
"Yes, lovely place there! There's a nice restaurant in Bicester Village, thought I might try it out!
Bicester by aVERYboredTEEN. March 16, 2011

Bicester 

A town in Oxfordshire, England, where there are far too many teenagers and kids, and no entertainment facilities or shopping centres or ANYTHING.

Everybody says Bicester people have a drug problem.
I guess that's true.
Also an alcohol problem...
...Erm, that's true too.
...And a violence problem..

Basically, the town's full of chavs. Everybody who lives there hates it, except for the teenagers who only like it because there's so many of them. I'm actually part of that group, though, so I'm not complaining.

Most people who live in Bicester spend all their time in Oxford.
Dude, lets go to Bicester! Oh wait, there's fuck all to do there, and we wont be able to get back out cause the trains and the buses run so infrequently.

Everybody in Bicester looks high. They probably are.

WOOT WOOT FOR THE BICESTER MASSIVE!
Bicester by yourmumisinmybed. November 28, 2009