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spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
Related Words
bidet bice bicth Biceptual bicket bictor bicep bihets Binet bipetual
A guy with huuuuge dick named Victor (usually yells ,,BICTOR'' in his whole village/on the street)
Person1: Oh look , a bictor
Person2: How can you tell?
Bictor: BICTOR , BICTOR , BIICTOOOR
Bictor by AnlakiSloth April 8, 2020

Biceptual 

A person, usually male, who defines himself by the size of his biceps. Biceptuals, often found on Long Island, are frequently seen out and about in the summer months, and they are known to wear extra small t-shirts. They compensate for a lack of intelligence with the size of their biceps.
Nah, let's go to a different bar. That one is packed with biceptuals.

Bicep Bandit

One who comes to the gym and only works their biceps and leaves. Typically comes and does dozens of exercises to increase the size of their biceps, utilizing their knowledge of broscience. Known to take all equipment used to work biceps.
Dude that guy has been curling in the squat rack for 30 minutes. Oh ya he just another bicep bandit.
Bicep Bandit by ShutupandTrain April 3, 2011

Taking A Bicket 

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet
oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!
Taking A Bicket by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009