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Biceptual 

A person, usually male, who defines himself by the size of his biceps. Biceptuals, often found on Long Island, are frequently seen out and about in the summer months, and they are known to wear extra small t-shirts. They compensate for a lack of intelligence with the size of their biceps.
Nah, let's go to a different bar. That one is packed with biceptuals.
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Bicep Bandit

One who comes to the gym and only works their biceps and leaves. Typically comes and does dozens of exercises to increase the size of their biceps, utilizing their knowledge of broscience. Known to take all equipment used to work biceps.
Dude that guy has been curling in the squat rack for 30 minutes. Oh ya he just another bicep bandit.
Bicep Bandit by ShutupandTrain April 3, 2011
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A layman's term for an individual who has biclopism, a debilitating genetic mutation that causes him or her to have two eyes. Biclopism is one of the most common genetic mutations found in humans, along with mono-penisism and biboobism. The seriousness of this mutation is supported by the fact that almost 100% of all humans are born with two eyes.

This genetic mutation is also common in most earthborne vertebrates.
Cyclops: "Hey! It's what's his name, from the surface, the biclops."
biclops by Biclopism sufferer August 22, 2012

Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.
I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.

Probably my Biceps 

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

Walmart biceps 

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.
Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.
Walmart biceps by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014

Travis Bickle 

Derives from the movie Taxi Driver, in which Robert De Niro plays psychotic cabbie Travis Bickle. A term used to describe a disillusioned person on the fringes of society about to have a violent, nervous breakdown. Also used to describe an anti-hero of a story.
That guy looks like his going to do a Travis Bickle. Or The main character is like a Travis Bickle.
Travis Bickle by Darren Rudy April 20, 2006