Biblephobe
A person who is afraid to read the bible for fear that they will feel compelled to change their worldly ways.
Biblephobe by Hotdawger1962 May 8, 2011
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Bibliophobia
(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)
English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."
Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"
Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"
Chris Webb has this phobia.
English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."
Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"
Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"
Chris Webb has this phobia.
Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009
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Bibliophobe
1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books
Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe
Bibliophobe by Why hello there, fandom June 26, 2014
bibliophoney
One who browses bookstores because they prefer the feel of real books, but ultimately purchases the book on their smart phone as they leave the store.
Bookstore clerk 1: that guys such a bibliophoney, he's just browsing not buying.
Browsing the Kindle store is not as much fun as strolling around the Borders bibliophoning
Browsing the Kindle store is not as much fun as strolling around the Borders bibliophoning
bibliophoney by thinkconor March 17, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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