Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder 

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder by Mooperson September 23, 2012

Bipolarsexual

a retarded word made up by people with below average IQ trying to fit in with the LGBTQ.

Son: I'm bipolarsexual
Dad: honey grab the shotgun

Bipolarsexual by A "Sane" human being February 9, 2021

sexually bipolar 

A person who switches between fuckboy status and lover boy.

Have you seen Spencer, he’s so sexually bipolar.

sexually bipolar by Thotly March 9, 2018

Sexual Bipolar Disorder 

Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.

One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.

Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.

Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."

Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"

Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."

*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*

Sexual Bipolar Disorder by mastermustard October 31, 2013