Ned Beatty'd 

To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.

Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."

Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"

Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."

Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."

Ned Beatty'd by The Flying 69 August 21, 2009

Betty Draper Eyes 

Like Bette Davis Eyes, except she sees everything as if she was still a spoiled little girl instead of an adult.

Responsibility always causes sighs,

she's got Betty Draper Eyes.

Betty Draper Eyes by far2drnk June 12, 2012

Ned Beatty'd 

A phrase interchangable with 'sodomized'

If you don't want to be Ned Beatty'd, don't drop the soap.

Ned Beatty'd by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

Ernie got Betty down fast. by nobody27330 September 16, 2018

Betty donts 

Meaning bad, peak, poor etc

Have you got any food?
No
Oh that’s betty donts

Betty donts by Lucy gemmell April 19, 2018

betty day 

september 16, national celebration of “betty” by taylor swift, only day that it’s acceptable to like country music, for the girls and the gays only

1: “omg isn’t today the 16th?”
2: “yeah, why?”
1: “HAPPY BETTY DAY”

betty day by draggedbytaylorswift September 16, 2020

Betsy’d 

To make thinking go wrong in a snowball/ thermal runaway effect, to exponentially get worse.

An example of Betsy’d is To burn the food in the oven and then to burn your hand picking up the burnt food ,throwing it across the room because you burnt your hands. Then slipping over the burnt food you are trying to clean up off the floor.

Betsy’d by Ajal94 February 24, 2024