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better then sex 

a term used by stupid adopted fuck tards who think that a movie show or in even sadder cases a a youtube video is in some way better then sex
tard:OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU'VE GOT TO SEE AVATAR ITS BETTER THEN SEX!!!

me: fuck off tard!

better then jade 

Chicken nuggets bitch

#LingLingForTheWin
Jade tried to be cool one time....
This was so funny that it's soo true that Jordan is better then jade

Furries Are Better Then You 

The simple explanation that the furry fandom than your fandom.
Little Jimmy: I'm in the star-wars fan club!

John: Yah um Jimmy; Furries are better then you.

you can do better then that 

If someone says that to you dump your boyfriend right away
You can do better then that guy

Someone better then Arturo 

Literally anything else.
When Karen asked someone better then Arturo Karina replied a Fucken trash can.

Better going then coming

When a you see a chic from a distance thinking she's hot then as she comes closer she's not that hot but as she passes you she has the hottest ass.
Man 1: "wow see that chic, she's hot, she's coming closer"
Man 2: "umm... she's not that hot"
Man 1: "ewww yeah ya right, but god damn she has a nice ass"
Man 2: "Better going then coming"