| 1. | Poo Party | ||
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A party in which all of the activities involve poo. Diarrhea is used for finger painting and diarrhea balloon fights (funnels are suggested for getting the diarrhea into the balloons, but getting poo all over you is half the fun). Solid poo is used for spin the poo (you get a dirty sanchez or a cleaveland steamer instead of a kiss), pin the poo on the donkey (the face of another party-goer is a great substitute when you're fresh out of donkeys), and sculpting poo (poo can be baked to preserve your work). Poo with corn and peanuts serves as a great snack while poo smoothies are a great thirst quenchers, and poo burritos are a treat everyone will love. The best poo parties always end with a butt fiesta.
It is suggested that party-goers eat a big meal, preferably chock full of beans, and take laxatives before attending to really increase the level of poo fun. And, if you want to get the party started a little early, wear a diaper all day before attending. That way, you should have plenty of poo ready to go when the poo party starts. Those cool kids at the Palo Alto House throw the best poo parties! I wish I had as much fun with my poo as those crazy kids.
Did you hear about that poo party Brad held last weekend? I hear Ward showed up and had everyone chili dog her while she masturbated to a picture of Villiers, the poo party queen. |
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| 2. | party | ||
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1. Another word for Jupiter, Florida
2. Something that I will never get invited to, or any social gathering with other teenagers. 3. Things I do when all of my friends are out having fun and I'm not. Typically on Friday and Saturday nights: 1. Sit at home all night 2. Play Xbox live 3. If none of my friends are online (99% chance there not) play alone 4. Sit on the computer 5. Re-do my myspace layout 6. Look at people's pictures, wishing I was with them having fun 7. Watch T.V. 8. Do homework for my Honor classes 9. Go to bed at 10 pm. I text one of my friends: they ask "whats up?", I tell them "I'm in bed", they say "=Its early! sux you didn't get invited", I say "I know, I never get invited anywhere", and then they say "Oh well I'm having a great time at Lauren's party, gtg ttyl!" 1. Guy: Dude you want to go down to Jupiter!
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Guy 2: Yeah! I heard that you get all the free alcohol, sex and pot you want! 2. Jack and Chris are in the hallway talking: Jack: "Hey Chris did you get invited to Sharon's party this weekend?!" Chris: "Not yet dude I hard everyone's going and its going to be the best party of the year" Jack: "Yeah I know! She can only have about 75 people at her house though, so she is inviting those who she went to Middle school with." Chris: "I heard about that, I was good friends with her, but since she is in the academy here at haven't seen her, maybe every once in awhile." Jack: " Don't sweat it bro! She will invite you! 4 days later.... Jack, Chris, Louis, and Danny are leaving school Louis: "HOLY SHIT! I never thought the day would end!" Jack: "I know man, oh shit tonight is Sharon's big party!" Danny: "I know dude! Are you all invited!?" Jack: "Yeah!" Louis: "YES! Chris: "No, I thought she was going to ask me but I haven't seen her." Jack, Louis, Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!" Chris: "Well actually I talked to her on Monday. She told me that she was looking for all you guys and I asked why, she then said because she is having a party at her house and wanted to know where you guys were, because she wanted to invite you guys." Louis: "And she didn't invite you!" Chris: "I guess not" Jack: "Dude I'm sorry, that totally blows." Danny: "Hey dude I need to get home, do you guys need a ride?" Jack: "Yeah can you ... |
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| 3. | FOSS party | ||
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acronym for French Orange Shake Shake party. the best party ever at the U of I. - Hey dude, are you going to this FOSS party on Friday before leaving CU forever?
- Hell yeah I'm going! There's gonna be some real shake shake that night!! |
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| 4. | doughnut party | ||
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/ˈdōnət/pär-tē 1: Social gathering attended by a majority of females. Opposite of a sausage party. We thought we were going to pick up some hot guys, but when we showed up it was a total doughnut party.
Dude, it's a total doughnut party here. There's no way I won't get laid tonight. |
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| 5. | Bville Girls | ||
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Females originating from Burtonsville, Maryland who know where and how to have a good time. Even if they go away to college or on a vacation, they always get the party started. They might even resort to extremes such as turning on gangster dance music at a hicktown party, dancing on bars to receive money that is placed conveniently in bras or panties or both, and removing clothing. Can frequently be found in either the Burtonsville Shopping Center, McDonald's or Burtonsville Crossing's parking lots deciding where the best party will be at that night or drunk at Paint Branch's football and basketball games. When they are away at college, they can be found dancing on top of roofs and smoking in the woods behind a honor student's dorm building. They usually pregame harder than anyone else parties (especially Blake students) and are extremely skilled at avoiding/running away from the popo. Guy: Did you see those girls at the party?
Other Guy: Yeah, they were hottttt. Guy: Where were they from? Other Guy: Where else? Bville! Guy: Hell yes, Bville Girls. |
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| 6. | Bville Girls | ||
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Females originating from Burtonsville, Maryland who know where and how to have a good time. Even if they go away to college or on a vacation, they always get the party started. They might even resort to extremes such as turning on gangster dance music at a hicktown party, dancing on bars to receive money that is placed conveniently in bras or panties or both, and removing clothing. Can frequently be found in either the Burtonsville Shopping Center, McDonald's or Burtonsville Crossing's parking lots deciding where the best party will be at that night or drunk at Paint Branch's football and basketball games. When they are away at college, they can be found dancing on top of roofs and smoking in the woods behind a honor student's dorm building. They usually pregame harder than anyone else parties (especially Blake kids) and are extremely skilled at avoiding/running away from the popo.
At a house party, Bville Girls will be found by the stereo changing the music to something that is better to strip to, dominating the pong table or hooking up with the hottest guys.
Guy: Did you see those girls at the party? Other Guy: Yeah, they were hottttt. Guy: Where were they from? Other Guy: Where else? Bville! |
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| 7. | study hall party | ||
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The best thing ever! Cause you get to stuff your face with food in study hall with your study buddies<3 OMG Are you going to Lauren & Casey's study hall party on Wednesday?!? Yo, dat shit gonna be MAD fun! =P
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