bearnie mack 

A big brown shit that sounds funny

*Bearnie mack falls into a pool*

Man 1-man that sounded just like my shit before but smells a little worse

bearnie mack by ahve December 8, 2007

Bernie Macking 

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

Bernie Macking by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

Bernie Macking 

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

Bernie Macking by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

berniemacsed 

when you steal another mans girl!

kiks: foo isnt that gabinos girl

chris: nah foo i berniemacsed that dude

berniemacsed by freshboykiks April 26, 2010