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bentpencil 

1. not being able to get a woody.
2. a postwhore on website forums.
Larry has a bentpencil.
bentpencil by AKSam April 7, 2006
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bentpenisitis 

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.
Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis
bentpenisitis by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.
My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.
bent penny by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012

Bentennial 

A person under the influence of fentanyl, often spotted bent forward at the waist in an eerie, frozen posture as if studying the sidewalk. A Bentennial is defined by stillness, silence, and their uncanny ability to hold a fold for a long period of time.
Downtown was full of Bentennials today — whole blocks folded over like broken lawn chairs.
Bentennial by SmileAM September 27, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026