magic benstead 

A man with a huge chin who lives in a cave

a masssive chin who lives in a cave and is a trogladite and eats worms and he works in his bunsen burner factory he is called magic benstead

magic benstead by spongle2003 April 21, 2007

Bumstead Binstead 

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Bumstead Binstead by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

Ms Bensted 

Ms Bensted is a teacher at Richard hale school who pulls up in her ford AKA the bensted mobile, she loves to get her pay rise by letting her students do well in exams by allowing them to go on her phones, Ms bensted is a complete down and can be intimidated by students easily that she lets you off your detentions. she also doesn’t wear a bra so her saggy ones law low.

Yung Drilla:yo fam your such a stupid Down syndrome bumbaclut

Innocent 10 year old: I’m not Ms Bensted

Ms Bensted by StayWhenTheBellGoes April 23, 2019

Banstead 

A town in the borough of Reigate and Banstead in north Surrey, England that’s filled with old people that shout at you for breathing and pricks on their bikes who attack said old people.

person 1: where are you from?
person 2: banstead
person 1: omg don’t shank me

Banstead by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox August 29, 2019