benefitisis 

an obsessive-compulsive type condition with the same symptoms as hypochondria expect purely for the reasons of wanting to claim benefits rather than contributing to society

"Jamies mum's been unemployed for two years and now she's had leukaemia, auto-immune disorder and lyme disease in the space of a month, he's totally freaked out"

"Don't worry she's just got benefitisis"

benefitisis by whatastate March 20, 2013

Benoiting

Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.

" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"

Benoiting by Benoiter January 4, 2013

Benefishing 

When a female is looking for a man to only take care of her kids, pay her bills, and buy her materialistic items.

Peter: "Hey, I heard you were talking to Sarah? What's up with that?"
John: "We have been for a while now. But I feel I'm always getting stuck with her kids or paying for a lot of things that aren't my problem."

Peter: "I'd drop her ass. Sounds like she's benefishing."

Benefishing by Babyloks March 31, 2015

Beefting

A sarcastic remark.

For use when you see a very fat person, instead of Buffting, which is used for VERY fit people.

Nathan: Molly is Buffting.

Shane: Yeah? Well Sarah is Beefting.

Beefting by MrNathanWilliams July 8, 2010

Beefting

A zoot

Bredda: Easy geez you on a swift beefting?

Otha Bredda: U get me eh eh eh

Beefting by JBenHurr March 5, 2009

Benedicting 

To outright betray someone.

Mr. Arnold went on a Benedicting spree and joined the British red coats.

Benedicting by Jahamez July 21, 2025