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An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!
My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!
by James R Brown February 05, 2008
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A crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up sexual mess.
Best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your cock on something.
(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) My, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) You don't want to touch that bellywipe...
by Bitplane January 02, 2004
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