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Bell-enditude 

When describing an idea or concept that is so flawed and clearly stupid that the proponents by definition must be bell-ends
The notion that our planet is the only one that is flat is total bell-enditude.
Bell-enditude by Frandango January 16, 2020

bellendicus

"Bellendicus you fool! You've just offended the Emperor!"
bellendicus by juankerr April 3, 2016

Bellenditis 

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.
Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

Bellendius 

End of a man's winky
"Yo my slime, wanna whip one out?" Tyrone
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone

*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*
Bellendius by CBTfetishiser March 4, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026