belgian burn
The act of lighting your pubic hair AND your partner's pubic hair on fire, then having sex while the fire is burning.
belgian burn by Z.R.P. December 1, 2007
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Belgian Burn
A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.
Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?
Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!
Guy #1: What a bitch.
Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.
Guy #1: Anything else?
Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.
Guy #1: Okay.
Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!
Guy #1: What a bitch.
Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.
Guy #1: Anything else?
Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.
Guy #1: Okay.
Belgian Burn by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018
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