bible and behave 

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious

Do you want to bible and behave after church today?

bible and behave by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015

Behave yourself 

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do

Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there

Behave yourself by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011

Y’all can’t behave 

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because people “break the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.

This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.

Y’all can’t behave by what’sapseudonym July 1, 2021

No shave behave 

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!

No shave behave by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

behavedness 

A state of being well behaved

he radiated pure behavedness

behavedness by Matthew Anderson (Bruticus) May 30, 2005

Behaves 

You gotta be haves my bros

Hym "Because he cries when he has to wait an hour to eat a granola bar. He has to wait an hour to because his blood sugar is rollercoastering because he spend all morning fucking his staff. He's creating the problem that is effecting him and then crying about the results. Which I think is why you have to much sympathy for him. Because you all do the same thing. You create the problems you're bitching about. And then cause generates effect you throw your hands in to the air and say "WeLl GoSh! WhAtEvEr CoUlD hAvE lEaD tO tHiS tRaGeDy!? Oh My!" But I'm repeating myself... Myself, on the other hand, my problem is created by YOU. What is my problem? The aggregation and dissemination of information about me (with out my consent) that is used for the express purpose of altering my mood, behavior, and/or choices. I treated him how he behaves. You treat me in a certain manner to get me to behave. I complain? Immediate mockery. He cries like a bitch over a granola? "Oh PoOr bAbY! LeT mE sChEdUlE a SlUt To CoMe SuCk YoUr DiCk!" It's sick. It doesn't make any sense. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Behaves by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

Well behaved 

When someone tells you to be well behaved it means dont be fucking annoying. You can be anything you want just dont get on peoples nerves. If being yourself means you will be a cunt, dont come to the party.

Grace was drunk at the party but at least she was "well behaved"

Well behaved by Amelieee August 9, 2017