Beetleweed 

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."

Beetleweed by BIGOSGSM July 31, 2008

Beetleach

1. A Beetle and a Leach combined!
2. Another expression for beeatch or bitch! Used affectionately like you would give a nickname to your pet beetle.

Sarah: "You look so pretty and I love you"
Lauren: "Thanks beetleach! You're the best."

Beetleach by lilrachel333 October 10, 2009

beetleman 

(BEETL-mun)n. An individual who resembles a beetle; a tiny or cute person.

"Hey Beetleman! Nice bike!"

beetleman by Beetleman Jones June 5, 2007

Beetledad

One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.

yeah he's a real Beetledad

Beetledad by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011

Beetleweed 

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."

Beetleweed by Big O SM SG July 16, 2008

BeetleOak

Term used to describe individual who likes femboy/futa furry feet.

More contentiously, individuals with the moniker are around 5’2”. Though this is highly speculative.

“Hello my name is BeetleOak”
“Did NOT need to announce your fetishes like that, man…”

BeetleOak by Gassy Brap October 29, 2025