beerflakes

What happens when a desperate (single) guy has no milk in the morning for the cornflakes.
Mixing it with Beer.

John: Hey dude, I made some awesome beerflakes.
Sam: We still have milk you know.
John: Yeah but it's so much better this way.
Sam: I wanna move out.

beerflakes by BonkPower October 20, 2010

Bearsnake 

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.

Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.

Bearsnake by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011

beersuaded 

1. Being persuaded to do something just because beer will be there. (Beer + persuaded)
2. After consuming too many beers, agreeing to do something that you wouldn't have done if sober.

1. Q: "Yo dudes, do you want to hit the patio after work?"
A: "Yeah, I might be beersuaded"

2. Q: "Yo, dudesh, do yoosh guysh want to help me (hiccup) move this weekend?"
A: "Sure man, that would be (hiccup) aweshum!" (You have just been beersuaded).

beersuaded by The Guvnah July 20, 2008

bersnako

Bersnako is the smartest man you’ll ever meet for sure. He’s very ambitious, has lots of plans/ideas and works hard to reach all of his goals. Bersnako is attractive enough to steal your girl, but he’s not interested - he has another business project due tomorrow.

-Where’s Bersnako? Is he gonna come hang out with us tonight?
-No, I think he decided to work extra hours. Or days.
-Nothing new!

bersnako by 4point7molesdhypsoline September 24, 2020

beerskee 

A single bottle of beer, preferably chilled.

Informal Spoken: "Hand me a beerskee"

beerskee by beerskee June 7, 2003

Beerkake 

beerkake (n): the incessant spray of beer upon one's face after attempting to stab and shotgun a beer that has been vigorously shaken.

The man was surprised by the beerkake on his face that ensued after trying to shotgun the PBR that his friend had shaken secretly.

Beerkake by IBX1 July 8, 2010