Somebody who pretends to like the taste of the discount urine they're drinking in order to justify getting drunk as cheaply as possible.
Cashier: "Is that a case of Coors Light I should be ringing up for you?"
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."
by yajme August 26, 2009