Beer Bottle Sex 

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.

" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"

Beer Bottle Sex by Wessiach January 28, 2009

beer bottle jocker 

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

beer bottle jocker by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

beer bottle bitch 

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS

beer bottle bitch by issys mom September 24, 2021

Beer Bottle Challenge 

Take a beer bottle of your choice, any size, extra large encouraged, and shove it up your keester and try to yank that puppy out.

Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.

Beer Bottle Challenge by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole March 22, 2023

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget 

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

left handed beer bottle by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006

african beer bottle

What a drunk supporter at a football/soccer match throws when he is upset that his team is losing

"When I was at the D.C. United match I got hit with African beer bottle"

african beer bottle by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017