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beef curtains 

A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"
beef curtains by Leslie 23456 February 2, 2013

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
beef curtain by Queefmaster98 December 28, 2005

Beef-Curtain 

Large, flappy labia.
"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."
Beef-Curtain by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!
Beef Curtain by Jacket22 August 1, 2012

Beef Curtains 

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.
Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.
Beef Curtains by roast beef lover February 25, 2009

beef curtins

Sloppy vagina
beef curtins by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003