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Beef and Cheese Santa 

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.

Beef and Cheese

David Cole

Roast Beef with Cheese

(noun) A dirty, stank vagina with long, stretched out, gray labia usually from being worn the hell OUT. A high probabiltiy of being a carrier for multiple STDs.
Bitch, please...you need to take 'yo nasty Roast Beef with Cheese to the clinic and get some antibiotics!

Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket 

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards
"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

beefcheesin 

the act of fucking with someone in a sense of clowning on them or just fucking around in a general sense
if you dont agree to publish this, your beefcheesin the fuck outta me.
you beefcheesin me bruh?
beefcheesin by chance shugg October 16, 2019